"Someday maybe" was the reply I gave when got asked if I plan on getting a large masturbator. Now thanks to the awesome guys at NLS, it became reality…
"Without the packaging please", and NLS removed the controversial packaging. Shipped safe and sound after a round trip in Hong-Kong and Germany, that's not unusual. And of course, like so often with EMS: customs check.
The nice people guarding our borders against nasty things took it from the batch, read the invoice, turn it around, take a knife and open it properly, took a look inside (and maybe get it sniffed by a drug-dog), find out it's legal stuff, close it with brown tape and paste a "opened by customs" sticker on the box.
Things got sour afterwards: delivery man was 5 HOURS LATE, coming right when I was busy masturbating, leaving the freaking box to my neighbors (who luckily didn't open it, hell if I wasn't there picking it up 5 minutes later maybe they would have denied receiving anything, keeping my stuff for themselves… those oldies).
At the end of the day and after finding enough free space in my -overloaded- sextoy-cupboard n°2, I'm the happy owner of a Puni Hole DX Hard. https://en-nls.com/pict1-39684